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Clone-A-Willy This Christmas

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your man

away this Christmas?

If only there was a way to have him home!

What if you could have that perfect Christmas you long for?

Imagine if you could have your hero with you not just for

Christmas, but whenever you wanted and wherever you wanted too!

It sounds almost too good to be true doesn’t it?


means you can still

have the perfect Christmas!

Ladies, this could be the answer to all your prayers. With Clone-a-Willy, you never have to be lonely again. You can have an exact replica of your man with you, wherever you go! To find out how it works and just how easy it is to do, read our review of the revolutionary sex toy on our blog: How Clone-A-Willy Actually Works.

Men, if you are reading this, make sure you take note because this is all your woman will need this year. Fill her stockings with this fantastic creation and leave yourself feeling satisfied that you can still please your Lady from 1,000 miles away.

Whatever it is that takes your fancy this year, we wish you a very Merry Christmas!

Fleshlight Stamina Value Pack

Fleshlight Guide

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Where vibrators are a must have accessory for women and for their sexual freedom and pleasure, male sex toys have always been a kind of a dirty and unmentionable in comparison to their female counterparts. Fleshlight have created a high quality, very discreet, and rather tasteful product. They are hoping to remove the dirty tag and help bring the subject of male sexuality to the fore. With sexual diseases, AIDS, and unwanted pregnancy at all time high epidemic levels, there is good reason for caution. The Fleshlight Sex Toy will provide a man with the perfect outlet to express his fantasies and impulses in a safe, but extremely pleasurable environment!

Why Should I Buy A Fleshlight?

A. You are in complete control. Whenever and however you want, the Flesh light sexual gratification alternative is here for you to fulfil all those fantasies and meet your every desire.

B. There is no product as close to the genuine article. The soft, pliable and non-vibrating Real Feel Super Skin® sleeve has been designed by Fleshlight to provide you with the most realistic sexual intercourse simulator available.

C. It is the perfect practice tool! You can improve your stamina and performance. Whether you are the real deal Casanova or just a sexual novice, there will always be room for improvement. You can test your sexual skills, practice your new techniques, and even test how long you will be able to last in one of the specially designed Fleshlight inserts, which have been individually created for the maximum sensation possible.

D. Allows you to practice safe sex. The Fleshlight was designed and created to some degree, to address the many risks associated with a promiscuous sex life. The spread of Sexually Transmitted Diseases, and unwanted pregnancy. If you are having trouble finding a safe sexual partner or you are patiently waiting for the right one to come along, the Fleshlight offers you the perfect safe and satisfying means for expressing your sexuality.

E. A lifetime of pleasure. If the Fleshlight is used carefully and properly then it will last you a lifetime. If only it was as easy with the real thing.

Help! I am a first time buyer, what Fleshlight shall I order?

Option A:
With over half a million sold, 90% of Fleshlight buyers start out with the Original Pink Lady.

Option B:
Building Your Own is perfect for customizing your ideal fantasy. Doing this allows you to choose the colour, the orifice, and even the texture of your Fleshlight. Without doubt, the most popular combos are the Wonder Wave and the Super Ribbed Pink Lady.

Which insert is the right one for me?

Without doubt, the most frequently asked question. However, there is obviously no easy answer. Everybody is different and has different tastes and opinions. That is why the variety of inserts is the perfect way to try and satisfy every customers needs! Please consider several very important factors:

When choosing the perfect Fleshlight for you, you must consider your girth as being just as important as the length of your penis. When erect, the average penis length is about 5-6 inches. The average girth is about 4-5 inches. Ensure you use a measuring tape to ensure you get your correct measurements. Having the correct measurement can make a huge difference between an enjoyable and non-enjoyable Flesh light experience. If you should choose an insert that is too small in diameter, then it will most probably result in you experiencing some discomfort during use. Just as selecting an insert too large in diameter will probably leave you less than satisfied.

Ranked from most tight to least tight: Ultra Tight, Super Tight, SIAC, Wonder Wave/Speed Bump/Super Ribbed, STU, Original.

When you buy fleshlights the first thing you should consider is the Fleshlight insert colour you would prefer. This is a relatively easy decision, just choose whichever colour is preferable for you. When you choose the Ice Fleshlight colour, you are really choosing ‘no colour’. The lack of pigment leaves the ice inserts a bit stickier than the rest. If you do choose this colour make sure to select an ice colour case. Pink is easily the best selling colour, but the mochas popularity is growing all the time.

Your next step is deciding on the orifice, which is the appearance of your Fleshlight insert. Select the orifice that is the most visually appealing to you. The lady (vagina) is by far the most popular choice, closely followed by the butt insert. The Non-Descript Fleshlight is ideal for users travelling with their Flesh lights or somebody who may be concerned about a family member or room mates discovering their sex toy. The mouth orifice is chosen by men who love the experience of a blowjob. However, there are a few minor differences we need point out. The butt orifice is the tightest of the three, letting you get to the texture sooner, and the lady (vagina) has the largest opening allowing for easy access.

The final step and the most important, is to choose the correct internal sensation. Do you prefer a textured insert or a smooth insert? How tight do you really want it?

What is the difference between the Fleshlights?

# Original (Regular)
The original Fleshlight insert is where it all started! The Original Fleshlight has a canal which is 3/4″ (19 mm) diameter and is not textured in any way. Just as simple and smooth as it sounds. As it is fairly small (tight) in size, well endowed and also uncircumcised men do not usually choose this fleshlight insert.

# Wonder Wave (WW)
This is the first enhanced insert to be released, the Wonder Wave is definitely a favourite. The Wonder Wave has a canal diameter of 1/2″ (13 mm) and has a textured inside with rings that are raised and spaced about 1/2″ (13 mm) apart. This less intense than the Super Ribbed insert and the Speed Bump insert. The Wonder Wave was designed to be as close to the real thing as possible and match the sensation of a woman’s vagina. This is the perfect insert when selected with with the Lady (vagina) orifice. It can sometimes take a few goes of the Wonder Wave before really enjoying it. The Wonder Waves sensations alternate from highs to lows, which sends stimulating waves while you are pressing in and then pulling out. That is exactly how the name for the insert arose, because it is quite simply a wave of pleasure and it comes and goes. Long and slow strokes is the best way to tackle the Wonder Wave. This will give you the best sensations.

# Speed Bump (SB)
The Speed Bump is more intense than the Wonder Wave, but less than the Super Ribbed. The texture of the Speed Bump is a repeating pattern of small bumps all evenly spaced along the length of the 1/2″ (13 mm) diameter canal. This gives the user a consistent sensation of dozens of tiny tips gently massaging your penis as you glide in and out. The added height of the bump makes it the tightest of the textured inserts, measuring slightly under 1/2″ (13 mm). Jokingly referred to by our users as the “Tunnel of Love”.

# Stamina Training Unit (STU)
The Stamina Training Unit is the newest addition to the Fleshlight family, and was designed to most closely replicate the true sensation of intercourse. Often compared to the Speed Bump, which also has a 1/2″ canal diameter, the STU is designed to provide an extremely pleasurable and challenging venue for those seeking to practice techniques and improve sexual stamina. As you enter the STU you will notice the smooth pillowlike texture massaging your penis, however as you get closer to the point of no return (orgasm)your penis naturally expands increasing the sensation of the texture, and magnifying intensity. As the sensation increases, you can train yourself to resist the urge to orgasm or allow the pleasure to take over. The purpose of providing this challenge is to allow you to learn to recognize when you are going to orgasm and provide experience in delaying the process should you desire. The Speed Bump in contrast is an extreme sensation throughout the whole use, right from the start. The STU is also reported to feel a lot gentler than the enchanced inserts on uncut men, especially on the way out. The STU bumps rub you on the way in, but the ridges really grab your penis on the way out. The STU has been described as feeling like “little fingers” tickling your penis in an unbelievably intense way. The STU canal is 1/2″ (13 mm) and has a completely unique texture. Currently not available separate from the case, you may however swap out other inserts into the case.

# Super Ribbed (SR)
The Super Ribbed insert is as intense as it gets! The 1/2″ (13 mm) diameter canal is textured for maximum stimulation. Where the other inserts leave space between the textures, this insert features dozens of tightly packed soft ribs to keep your penis continuously stimulated. Be careful to not over lube this insert or you will lose the textured intensity.

# Super Tight (ST)
When it comes to masturbating with the Fleshlight, some users demand realism while others prioritize sensation. The Super Tight appeals to the men seeking realism. The Super Tight insert is a smooth, untextured 1/2″ (13 mm) diameter canal that is described as feeling “velvety smooth”. The difference between the Super Tight and the Original Fleshlight is the decreased canal diameter. The Super Tight diameter is the same as the Speed Bump, Wonder Wave, and Super Ribbed, with the slight difference that the canal diameter is consistent from beginning to end, while the other three are tapered from larger to smaller. This also adds to the realism of the product when it comes to simulating sex. The Super Tight is most often paired up with the Butt orifice and used to simulate anal sex.

# Ultra Tight (UT)
Extremely similar to the Super Tight insert and for the exact same reasons seen above, but believe it or not this one has a much tighter canal. The Ultra Tight canal is 1/4″ (10 mm) diameter and is untextured. This insert is for men who prefer the tightest sex penetration possible, but is also preferred by those who have a penis with below average girth. But you should not let the tight diameter fool you! An Average sized man will not have a problem, as the soft material used is very flexible and stretchy, as it is on all Fleshlights and Fleshligh inserts. During insertion of the penis, the material will expand, but only if you remember to use a generous amount of lubrication.

Dildos Guide

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In an age when sex toys are becoming more and more popular, the original phallic shaped dildo is still the most popular choice of sex toy. We have outlined below, some of the most popular dildos available today. Some are just standard, others a little more unusual.

Dildos and Dongs come in various sizes and can be used anally or vaginally, but there is some disagreement about just what precisely defines a dildo.

What more can you say about Dildos except that they are a fantastic invention. They have been used by humans for sexual gratification for thousands of years, so it’s fair to say they are still one of the most popular sex toys available.

These days there is a huge choice of dildos available in all shapes, sizes, colours and materials they can be used to improve a relationship or alone for self pleasure or as a simple masturbation tool.

We have a vast range of dildos and dongs on sale at twisted miss.co.uk. We personally hand pick all of our sex toys to ensure only the finest high quality products are purchased from the manufacturers and in doing this we can guarantee that our exclusive range of dildos and dongs represents the finest selection of modern designs available that will make your sex life better than ever before!

The Dildos sub categories are Dildos and Dongs, Glass Dildos, Double Enders, Realistic Dildos, Strap ons and Large Dildos.

Dildos and Dongs

Some of the more exclusive Dildo and Dong choices available at the lowest prices online from twistedmiss.co.uk include the Ballsy Super Cock 7 Inch and Mr Softee and all our dildos and dongs are available at competitive prices.

Glass Dildos

Our fantastic range of Glass Dildos feature some unique designs such as the Top Cat Aquamarine, Neptune Glass Dildo, some Doc Johnson specialities, including the Glass Dreams Intruder and not to forget the ever popular range of top quality Phallix Glass Dildos.
Our selection of borosilicate glass and pyrex glass dildos will provide both vaginal and anal satisfaction and they are also considered by many to be works of art! Theses glass sex toys can be heated in the microwave or frozen, for extra stimulation. View our huge range of pyrex and borosilicate Glass Dildos at the lowest prices online!

Double Enders

Buy from our extensive range of double ended dildos. We have a variety of sizes and colours to suit every customer. These fantastic products have features at both ends and can be used for double penetration, masturbation and are for both male and female homosexual or heterosexual users. Some of the most popular double enders that we sell at Twisted Miss are the Dual Vibrating Flexi Dong, Double Mini Dong, Bend It Double Dong, The Naturals Double Dong with balls, Raging Hard-Ons Double Dong, and the Maxine Double Dong to name just a few. These can be found at the cheapest prices anywhere online.

Realistic Dildos

Most Realistic Dildos are Moulded from a real penis. These incredible creations are extremely realistic down to the smallest of detail. Some of them even have testicles and imitation pubic hair! They come in all shapes, sizes and colours and are made from materials such as Cyberskin, Pleasureskin, Latex Rubber, Silicone and even PVC. Some of our most popular realistic dildos are Adams Pleasureskin Cock, The Mansize Cock, Soft Touch Penis, Doc Johnsons Ballsy Super Cock, Clone-A-Willy, Cyber Cock and not forgetting the classic realistic dildo The Emperor. These fantastic dildos are almost as good as the real thing and can be used for both vaginal and anal pleasure.

Strap On Dildos

Strap On Dildos are designed to be worn by one partner in order to penetrate the other partner either vaginally or anally. They can be used by either heterosexual or homosexual couples. A woman can use a strap on to penetrate her male partner and this act is known as Pegging. A man can also wear a strap in order to double penetrate a woman. Some of the exclusive strap on dildos that feature in our range are Vivid Girls Designer Harnesses which have been designed and manufactured by Doc Johnson for a selection of the worlds top porn stars, such as Jenna Jameson, Briana Banks and Sunrise Adams. Other popular products in our strap ons range are The Lapdancer, Fetish Fantasy Beginners Strap On, Gina Lynn Bendable Wireless Harness and Tera Patricks Universal Harness. We cater for all customers, whether you are an experienced strap on user or you are just beginning your adventure!

Large Dildos

Large Dildos are becoming more an more popular and at Twisted Miss our large dildos are 8 inches and above and this category is catering for the more experienced user that is looking for maximum penetration. The dildos in this range are made from various materials and come in a variety of sizes and colours. The dildos that come highly recommended are The Great American Challenge, Top Cat Toys Oversized Cock, Fat Man Mega Dong, Mighty Joe 12 Inch, Jeff Stryker Ultra Realistic and The Fist to name just a small selection of our most popular.

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Silent and Quiet Vibrators

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Good afternoon my favourite boys and girls! I hope that you all got out on the right side of the bed today…and we all know how the best ways start. Women, do yourself a favour and please your man in the morning; if you do that, he’ll be wrapped round your finger for the rest of the day…trust me! And if he isn’t; find a man that will be!
This week, the absolute minx-bags over at Twisted Miss asked me to write an article about silent & quiet vibrators. So, I thought what would be better than to try to use vibrators in risqué places and write about my experiences? Yes? I thought you may like that idea! So, I took two different products to a couple of different locations to truly put them to the test….;)

Public Toilets

First up I took one of my favourite bullet vibrators into the public toilets at my local spa. I always feel lovely and relaxed after my treatments, so I thought it would be the perfect place to test out a quiet vibrator with women constantly flooding in and out of the toilets. I’ll just quickly let you know that I get very turned on doing naughty things in public places; the feat of being caught just sends me out of control! Sitting on the toilet I got the bullet out, switched it on and started rubbing it all over my clitoris; slowly massaging my pussy as I did so. I heard many people wander in and out of the toilets; I actually found myself making more noise than my bullet! After about five minutes I climaxed and walked out of the toilet without a care in the world; feeling utterly relaxed 😉

Parents House

In my parents’ house, I sleep adjacent to their room. This rules out a lot of the loud sex that Hugh and I have – which is a mighty shame since we are at it like rabbits most of the time! However, it keeps things exciting when you can make as little noise as possible. So, one night whilst staying over I started to please Hugh in his favourite way with my mouth until I got his full attention, I then jumped on top of him in a 69 position and got him to use the Alise Vibrating Massager on me. Hugh & I placed a little wager of a hundred pounds on who was to make a noise first. As the Alias stroked me inside and out, I actually realised how quiet it actually was. For fifteen minutes we purred noiselessly, however – I know the secret to making Hugh cum instantly….;)
….The day after I spent a lovely hundred pounds on online shopping! Hooray! With the vibrator being that quiet, my old parents would have needed special hearing powers to have heard those buzzing frequencies….however they were probably at it themselves! Ew!
All in all babes, you should all look at investing in a vibrator which you can use which leaves you stress free about the noise. When you masturbate you should ideally be in a relaxed state; when you are worrying about who can hear you it can sometimes prevent you from reaching orgasm. You want to be like a sexy ninja; no-one should know you’re there, but you’re aware of everyone at the same time 😉

Twisted Miss

Beginners Guide To Vibrators Part 2

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Last time, we briefly covered what Vibrators were, and how to make use of them. This time, we’ll be taking a look at the different types of Vibrators you can purchase.

By far and away the best type of Vibrator for beginners on the market. Don’t let the small size fool you; it is, after all, how you use it that matters. The smaller size also makes them far more practical to use between partners, as they’re less likely to obstruct proceedings. It’s best to get a Bullet with multiple settings if possible; the sensations are likely to be extreme for first-timers, and you will need to gradually ease yourself into using Vibrators to get the most enjoyment out of them.

Looking for something that’s specifically designed to stimulate the clitoris? A Clitoral Vibrator is almost certainly up your alley. The head of these Vibrators delivers a greater sensation of pleasure with fixtures that ran the gamut from pointed tips or a cup that circles the clitoris and creates a sucking sensation.

A variation on the Bullet Vibrator, Finger Vibrators feature a small loop in which to insert your finger. This allows you to have a greater degree of, and more precise control of, the amount of pleasure the Vibrator will give you. This leaves the rest of your fingers free to do whatever it is you please to do with them, without sacrificing any enjoyment on your part.

Though similar in concept to clitoral Vibrators- in that the end result is deeper pleasure- these Vibrators are instead designed to stimulate the vaginal G-spot. Said G-spot is considered the most sensitive region of the vagina and is directly connected with ejaculation, so the thicker, curved heads of these Vibrators are more then capable of taking you all the way- and then some.

Now we’re getting into the seriously kinky territory, folks. The Vibrating Love Egg is a small Vibrator designed to fit snugly against the G-spot, and comes with a remote control that is intended to be handed off to a partner. Your pleasure is under the direct control of whoever you’re sharing the night with; if that’s not ample ground for a wild night, we don’t know what is!

This one’s a heft beast; it comprises partially of a vibrating Dildo, and has an additional arm with clitoris-stimulating appendages that resemble rabbit ears- hence the name. Naturally, this means external and internal pleasure to degrees as intense as you see fit; the perfect toy for the serious connoisseur. The rabbit ears are the perfect clit stimulator and this is probably now one of the most famous sex toys on the planet. Often referred to as the Rampant Rabbit or sometimes Jessica Rabbit Vibrators, they are still the biggest selling vibrator at Twisted Miss.

The name is pretty self explanatory; Vibrators, but designed with a backdoor entrance in mind. Anal Play and Anal Sex might seem a tad intimidating, but these Vibrators will allow you (and your partner) to breach that world and explore the intense pleasures it offers. There are even vibrating Anal Beads available, if you’re feeling particularly adventurous.

We hope you found this brief look into the many kinds of Vibrators informative and entertaining!

Twisted Miss

Beginners Guide To Vibrators Part 1

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No doubt you’ve heard the term Vibrator before, be it in passing or otherwise, but what exactly is a Rabbit? or an Egg? There’s wands, too? How do you even USE these things?

Never fret; Twisted Miss is here to help you get to grips with this particular area of pleasure.

What Are Vibrators?

Put simply, Vibrators are sex toys with a vibration function to further stimulate your more sensitive areas. In a sense, they’re among the most basic sex toys on the market, and if your first purchase doesn’t turn out to be a Dildo, it will probably be a Vibrator instead. Deceptively simple in terms of function, the humble Vibrator can pack a mighty punch and leave you mighty satisfied by the time you’re done with one!

How To Use A Vibrator Alone

This will depend on which kind of Vibrator you’ve elected to use, but if it’s your first time you will want to go with something standard to gradually ease yourself into using one. Then, simply, turn it on and give it a try. See how it feels, move it around and get a feel for it.

If you don’t reach climax, don’t stress too much; it’s as much a learning process as learning to cook. You’ll get the hang on it as you go along. Once you’ve gained a bit more hands-on experience, you might want to try upgrading to a different type of Vibrator- those will be covered in the second part of this article.

How To Use A Vibrator During Sex

Though commonly associated with solo-play, Vibrators can be- and very often are- used in sessions between partners. These are just a couple of pointers to bare in mind to make sure you use them safely and, more importantly, to their best effect:

  • Make sure to clean your Vibrator (or Vibrators) both before and after you use it/them.
  • It’s far safer not to use the same Vibrator between different partners
  • Vibrators aren’t gender exclusive, and can be used whatever your partner identifies as
  • Vibrators can be made use of during other sexual acts for additional pleasure, such as penetrative intercourse or oral intercourse- go ahead and experiment!

Next time, we’ll be taking a look at some of the different kinds of Vibrators available. Do join us, won’t you?

How Clone-A-Willy Kit Works

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Grazie for reading, especially you girls with beautiful eyes and big….Aiaiai – I need an aqua minerale to cool me down. Scusi if my Inglese is not too good! I travelled recently from Italy, the country of love and passion, and now live in London. As you English say ‘Bears with me’ (I don’t quite understand why bears would be with me though – they are dangerous – no?

So, today’s lecture is on the Clone-A-Willy kit and how it works. The Clone-A-Willy kit basically is a ‘mould’, so that gentiluomo’s…gentleman…everywhere can leave part of them behind for their partners when they go away on business! I know women in Italy will miss my large salami stick, so this would have been ideal for those bellas! I might have to put mine in the post back to Italy….

Anyways, I digressi! So my students, you do not want to make mistake with this – you’ve only got a one shot product! So listen carefully. Andiamo!

Before you start, have a penis ring on hand handy – it keeps you harder for longer, thus creating a better mould! Perfecto! And also, it is always fun to have your partner present, so that they can help you out in any way.

Most importantly you want to cut the tube to your size; otherwise your baguette will have excess mould at the end which will render the whole thing useless! You do not want that happening, so take care in cutting it.

Next, collect 425ml of hot aqua in a measuring jug – and stir it till you get 37 degrees Celsius. Put this in a mixing bowl with the Clone-A-Willy mix and start stirring just like you’d stir a fantastico bolognaise sauce at your casa madre! (Mother’s house!) After about a minute pour the mix into the tube and then when it’s nearing the second minute, stick your Berlusconi baton into the tube – making sure it goes all the way in!

When you’re certain the mix has gelled completely (you can test it by touching the top), take your penis out slowly.

Now, my advice here would be to let the mould sit like a fresh baked biscotti for a couple of hours until it hardens – making a better mould. After that, mix the rubber mix up in a container for due minuiti and proceed to pour it into your mould.

Now for the magic to be inserted. Fetch a square piece of cartone (cardboard), cut an X in the middle and push the vibrator through so that the screw cap is only visible at one end. Place that into the end of the Clone-A-Willy, screw cap outwards.

Wait 24 hours, and finito! There in front of you will be a mould of your willy, for anyone to enjoy and…as you English say…’have a jolly good orgamso with’!

I hope you learnt much from my lectures. Now I will proceed to collect all your 5000 word essays on how the economic crisis in Europe is having a positive effect on sex toy sales. What? You haven’t done it? Well well well…very well boys you can go, just bring it tomorrow! Girls, I’m sorry your excuses just aren’t good enough – you’re going to have to stay behind after class and be punished. You’re each going to have to help me make my own Clone-A-Willy, I’ve got twenty here so it may take a while!