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Waterproof Clitoral Hummer

Clitoral Hummer Vibrator Review

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Good morning, afternoon and evening to all you seductive creatures!

Today I am giving you my thoughts on the California Exotics Waterproof Clitoral Hummer Vibrator. I’ll kick off with saying that anything I can use in the bath or shower to help alleviate a long days’ worth of stress has automatically earned some gold star brownie points. A perfectly run bath, a glass of bubbly, a dirty book and my favourite bath toys (including my little yellow duck!) are all I need to unwind after a long and hard day at work.

Lucky for me I have got a Jacuzzi bath tub also! Little treat that my Hugh bought me a few years back for my birthday….oh we’ve had some great times in it rubbing our bodies up against each other, with the bubbles going places they probably shouldn’t….

…I deviate! Anyway, so basically the sexy guys over at Twisted Miss sent me the ‘Waterproof Clitoral Hummer’ (what a mouthful aye 😉 ) and instantly I opened it up to see what batteries it required. After slotting 2 rechargeable AAs into the toy, I gave it a little test drive in my belly button – call me weird, but I love the sensation! I instantly discovered a great feature of this toy; that the rotating base was directly indicative of how powerful you wanted the vibrations – complete control! Just what I like.

Waterproof Clitoral Hummer Vibrator

Now, sometimes when a sex toy says it is ‘waterproof’; that needs to be taken with a pinch of salt. However, I can confirm that with the clitoral hummer (that after many uses in one day!) that it is completely waterproof – and it works very well underwater also.

Actually, I’d say instead of using it for a quickie in the shower, utilize it fully in the bath….for when you are fully relaxed, you will ready and open to experience a whole new world of pleasure.

Unlike adult toys like the Jessica rabbit which are designed to fry your vagina’s pleasure circuits in 2 minutes flat; the clitoral hummer is best used as a stepping stone in combination with other waterproof toys (or a big juicy manhood!).

I recommend starting with the hummer, and moving onto something a bit stronger after! Don’t get me wrong you sassy scoundrels, I thoroughly enjoyed getting down and naughty for the waterproof clitoral hummer review, the hummer is good – but after about five minutes or so you may require something a bit more powerful to knock your screaming socks off.

Now, sorry to leave you – but all this talk of getting wet and wild in the tub is quite frankly….well…requiring some lathering loving….
I’ll leave you to your imagination on this one 😉

Lelo Ina Review

Lelo Ina Review

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Good morning you absolutely scrumptious souls!

I just love opening the curtains in the morning to unexpectedly receive blistering sunshine to shine and warm every spot on your body. However, it sometimes takes me a while to realise that I am standing in just my birthday suit at the window; and by that time, the postman, the milkman and even old Ava Longbottom who lives opposite have all caught a sneaky glance or two at my golden goods! Well, as I say to Hugh – ‘what can I say, I love being naked’.

Right, so after donning some clothes I realised that I still hadn’t opened a package from Twisted Miss which had come the day before last. I had been so busy with bossing people around at work that I had completely forgotten to let my hair down. Well, today I had the day off – I was supposed to meet my sister in an hour for morning margaritas….but as I tried to open the parcel with my eyes, I came to the conclusion that my sister could sip on a cocktail on her lonesome for half an hour….

Lelo Ina Vibrator Review

I opened the package to soon realise that they had sent me another LELO product. If you don’t know about my love of LELO products…well…youobviously haven’t been reading my other posts you naughty scoundrel! Well, I forgive you because I’m sure you are very sexy  I’ll get you up to speed.

I LOVE LELO PRODUCTS. There is something about them; simply the design and the feel of the material can just turn me on alone. Now you’re updated, you cheeky monkey, I shall begin my review.

So, the packaging. The INA comes in a sleek black box (what else would you expect from LELO) – and brand new is a little black and white satin drawstring purse to put they toy in between uses. A glorious little touch; such chic!

This toy basically is a Jessica rabbit in disguise; but I tell you, it is SO much better than that. The look of the toy does not look intimidating, but actually enticing; all those horrible balls and rotating shafts not staring at you for once. The INA operates from the use of two motors instead of ball bearings; lending itself to smoother vibrations on both your clit and g spot (your vagina doesn’t feel like it is being pounded with a sack of potatoes – like you experience with some rabbits!).

Now, for the vibrations. There are eight different patterns and modes to choose from, and you can control the intensity of each with the +/- buttons.  So, the play range is fantastically varied so you could potentially have a twenty minute session (if you can last that long!) and not get numb in the slightest; girls, you will understand what I mean!

The noise of the toy is also not too bad at all; the only sound you can hear is if you use the clitoris vibrator alone without pushing it against your body. But I would never do that, so that’s such a minor issue.

Another great feature of the INA is that it is rechargeable; so you don’t have to worry about bulk buying expensive batteries to keep you entertained.

My last word on this toy would be even though you could perhaps get about four vibrators for the price of the INA, it is definitely worth it – and if you have a read of other reviews on the internet they would also agree. This toy will bring you long term satisfaction as something you can always rely on (sorry men!).  You won’t just find a new toy with the LELO INA, you’ll find a new sexual soul mate.